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(Wildcat's Video) Map: cs_office
*Lullaby music (instrumental)*
Vanoss: "Sir, uh, can you please get back to work?"
Vanoss: "SIR!! Wake up!!"
Wildcat: "Who ya talking to?"
Vanoss: "Stop sleeping on the job!"
Wildcat: "Who ya talking to, who's sleeping?"
Vanoss: "Talking to you!"
Wildcat: "Nobody's sleeping, nobody's been sleeping..."
Vanoss: "Have you been drinking again?"
Wildcat: "NO, no..."
Vanoss: "*sigh* Just get back to work, (inaudible)."
Wildcat: "Alright, lemme just organise my de--" *gets shot by Vanoss with Machine Gun*.
*Wildcat goes under table and gets stuck in table*
Vanoss: *laughs* "You're stuck in the table!!"
Wildcat: *laughs* "Hey man!! Get me out of here!! *Does goofy voice* Hey man, what's- *giggles*"
Vanoss: "No more jokes, okay?"
Wildcat: "Nu-ugh, betch."
Vanoss: "No more jokes,"
Wildcat: "Hey, why don't you.. shut the fuck up other there, asshole huh?"
Wildcat: "Yeah, you don't like it when I talk SHIT huh do ya bitch?"
Wildcat: "STOP, BEING, A LITTLE, BITCH!" *Screen shakes in stages* Vanoss: "Why are you using the desk like a turtle floatie?"
Vanoss: "Shut up,"
Wildcat: "What are you gonna do about it?"
Vanoss: "Get back to work, just get back to work okay? Get back on your computer,"
Wildcat: "I can't, I'm stuck, hold on, lemme just wiggle my way over der..." *tries to wiggle out of table*
Wildcat: *giggles* "Look at me!" "What dafu..."
Vanoss: *giggles* "C'mon, you're almost there, this is like a David Blaine Magic Trick" *Wildcat comes out of table*
Vanoss: "Yay, and he goes back to taking a nap, alright you're fired."
Wildcat: *gets shot to the next workplace in front of him* *laughs*
Vanoss: "Get out of my office!!"
Vanoss: "Get dafuq out of here!" *Shoots Wildcat again to outside*
Wildcat: *Laughs* "Oh my god!!"
Vanoss: "And stay out!"
Vanoss: "Get in."